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Here’s a girl. . She’s beautiful, and she’s reading this … right now! Girls, you are beautiful…

Dec 30th

A piece of my mind: HOW TO LAUGH!!! →

oggyno: AFTER A JOKE ABOUT YOUR HISTORY TEACHER WATCHING YOUR FRIEND FALL DOWN THE STAIRS WATCHING YOUR TEACHER FALL DOWN THE STAIRS SOMEONE TOLD A DIRTY JOKE YOU TOLD A DIRTY JOKE AFTER EATING TOO MANY COOKIES EVERYTHING IS FUNNY, SO… LAUGHING AT A CARTOON,…

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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs* 
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
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Band member: 
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster. 
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But - 
Me: Poster.